You wake up by a river. The sun is just rising, and you wonder how you got there. The night before suddenly came flooding back. Your clothes are in disarray, your hair a knotted mess. Bruises cover your entire body, and it aches just to move. You have no idea what happened after you fainted, but you’re just glad you weren’t awake when it happened. Your money is completely gone, and you’re out in the wilderness, probably miles from any town. You notice blood trickling into the water. Your blood. A wound has opened on your side, now gushing blood. Rinsing yourself off in the water, you lean down and lap it up gratefully.
Now that your thirst is quenched, you need to find a way home. Or at least, somewhere with food. What do you do?