Ok, ok. Look here laptop. You are an inanimate object. You are also a crappy school laptop but you are mine. And I know I'm not a very good owner. The amount of times I dropped you before now is just....
Anyway, now that you are partially broken and falling apart, I think you are going to die. Literally.
I feel bad because even though its been only a year, I've already ruined you like everything in my life except it usually takes longer.
I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. I love you. (Not literally)
I don't think I realised how much I relied on you until now.
But hey, seriously, the amount of stuff I've typed- a 13 000 word story which I got angry at once it was gone, a 50 000 word story, a 21 000 word story I think at last count.
And I'm not even going to mention all the god damn school work.
As I pretend to do my Alpaca assignment pamphlet thing I actually hate you because I wish all these stupid sites weren't blocked.
This is, I think, te most pointless letter I've ever written. But It's either write a letter to my laptop or do my homework and since Memedroid has suddenly become blocked... I have nothing else to do.
Remember when you deleted my Super Mario 63 game?
Yeah I just spent THREE WHOLE DAYS OF MY WEEK RE-FINDING ALL OF THE SHINE SPRITES AND STAR COINS AND RED COINS AND ALL THE SECRET PASSAGES AND CRAP ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. I HAD TO DEFEAT BOWSER TWICE AGAIN TO GET TO WHERE I AM NOW.
And you caused one of the USB things to stop working- (actually that was my fault because I dropped you and chipped the sides)
Yes. I hate you so much, laptop.
But when its cold, I love you because the fan is warm and you get hot on my legs. *wink, wink*
Yeah it sounds bad when I say it like that but, I think you know what I mean.... or, maybe you don't because you're not a person.
I should go back to my homework.
But I'll still be with you *wink, wink*
And here ends the most pointless letter ever written.