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...f a disease new to the species, however. The condition, autocannibanorexia, manifests as a complete lack of appetite in the animal. The condition, thankfully, seems to be rare, and some aromatipod keepers have published papers describing the successful treatment of this condition by the application of sauces, culinary oils and vinegars to the limbs of affected creatures. In most cases, this has led to full recovery, though some experimentation may be necessary before the correct combination of ingredients is found. One keeper wrote:
''My aromatipod was failing fast, and I feared for his life, until one day my young daughter tripped over and spilt banana milkshake on him. He is now going from strength to strength.''
Rating: Economical
Status: Dependent on climatic conditions
Right Thing To Say If You Ever Meet (an elderly) One: You seem to be on your last legs
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