You stop, and sit down on your haunches to observe the scene before you.
Three unicorns are standing outside of a large cave made of candy. There is a huge banner that reads CANDY MOUNTAIN stretched acroos the entrance. Two of the unicorns are trying to coax the other, a white one, into the cave.
"Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave, Charlie!" whines the pink one.
"Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter!" You notice that the colored ones both have the same high-pitched voice.
"Yeah, Errrr… Thanks but no thanks, I’m gunna just stay out here," protests Charlie.
"But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Charlie!"
At this point, jazzy music fills the clearing, and a Y-shaped candy jumps down and starts to sing.
Oh, when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the mecca of love, the candy cave.
They’ve got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy tree
In the candy cave imagination runs so free!
So now Charlie please will you go into the cave?
About halfway through the song, the colored unicorns start to float, but Charlie remains on the ground, glaring at the Y. At the end of the spectacle, the unicorns land back on the ground, and the Y explodes.
"Alright, fine!! I’l go into the freakin’ Candy Cave," Charlie exclaims agitatedly. "This better be good!"
The other unicorns watch Charlie go in, and yell, "Goodbye Charlie!!" They don't follow him in.
"Goodbye…? What?!?!?!" he yells.
The door to the cave starts to close.