Have you ever wondered what it would be like if inanimate items could share their feelings? Now is your chance to find out! Give an item a personality and a story, just no repeats. Try to keep your item a secret until the closing.

So, I guess you think you've had bad days before. Really awful, horrible no good days. Well, calm down, cause that day is a walk in the park compared to my best. My days are full of people punching, stabbing, and just flat out abusing me. But there is no light at the end of my tunnel, sweetheart. Just more pain and misery. And its not just the physical abuse, I get called names, picked on by everyone. 

I have feelings too you know. 

Everyone just thinks they can lay all over me. Well, I got some news for you, you drool in your sleep. And you smell.

So take that, you good for nothing fathead. Go wash your hair.

With no love at all, 

Geoffrey the Pillow

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