I was playing the Sims 3 earlier, and did loads of things when my game crashed. I was very annoyed, so I wrote this
Seriously, I did XD
YOU STUPID GAAAAAME
I HATE YOU
I DIDN'T SAVE
I WILL THROW A FISH AT YOUR FRIEND'S FACE! THEN IF YOU HAVE ANY ALLERGIES I WILL MAKE YOU EAT WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO
THEN I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR STUFF DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL, ESPECIALLY YOUR TV!!! THEN YOU CAN'T WATCH STUFF! AND THEN I WILL GET EVEN ANGRIER AND EAT ALL YOU FOOD! SO THEN THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT FOR YOU TO EAT EXCEPT FOR SPROUTS AND IF YOU LIKE THEM THEN I WILL LEAVE BROCCOLI INSTEAD AND IF YOU LIKE THAT THEN I WILL LEAVE A DOUGNUT THAT DOESN'T TASTE VERY NICE AND FILL IT WITH CABBAGE WHICH I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR AND THE FLOOR WAS QUITE DIRTY BUT I DIDN'T CLEAN IT AND THEN I WILL TELL YOUR DENTIST THAT YOU HAVE REALLY BAD TEETH THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST AND THERE WON'T BE ANY OF THOSE LITTLE STICKERS LEFT FOR YOU. AND THEN I WILL PUT A SOFA IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR SO YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE EXCEPT FOR THE BACK DOOR WHICH I WILL PUT A TABLE IN FRONT OF AND THE TABLE WILL HAVE FLOWERS THAT DON'T SMELL VERY NICE ON IT. AND IT WILL HAVE A TEACUP WITH NO TEA LEFT SO HA THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR CRASHING YOU SMELLY GAME.