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All these angels came towards us, so i just went back to hell, and watched him from my flatscreen. I laughed as they tried to convert him, doing all sorts of exorcism. They eventually gave up and decided to sacrifice him...

"Gah! I dont want that!" i shout. I go back to earth and stop the sacrifice.

"Im sorry, but if you think your cursing me with that shakespearian slatern then you are mistaken! I am also prejudice towards gingers, he has to stay away from me. Also im afriad there is no macdonalds in hell, or heaven and there will never be a place where this ginger will belong!" I shout at the top of my lungs, all of a sudden the ginger guy seemed to be really mad and broke free from the chains looking rather mad. Since i am immortal i showed no fear. Well i didnt until he walked over and kicked me in the balls. I dropped to my knees quicker than a fat mans jaw once he sees a sale a macdonalds.

The pain was unbearable and i started to sweat more than a druggie outside a chemist. I admitted defeat and i gave him one wish, whatever he wanted just so he could leave me alone...

And his wish was...

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