Humorous way to start off before the New Year arrives. Sometimes you have to get rid of the old habits, and bring in the new.
I cannot believe it. I haven't left yet, and he is packing my things as if I am leaving today. He really must want me gone. I have never irritated anyone. Well, maybe except I make other people miserable, but who cares. They'll complain like they always do.
Sadly, he don't want to wait until tomorrow.
"Hey!" I asked him, "why are you packing up my stuff? I don't leave until tomorrow night."
"I'm doing it because it is time for you to go. There is no room for the two of us to be here. One of us has to go."
"You make it sound like you want to get rid of me!"
"Not true. To be honest, I'm more than happy to get rid of you."
"Well, let's see. You bring everybody down, you leave poor defenseless babies in hot cars, you caused an uproar in the election. You STILL haven't found the missing plane for crying out LOUD, and you are taking up my fun space."
"Well, I did a lot a good things too! Like I got the Detroit Lions to win..."
"Okay, what does that mean?"
"Do you really think I'm more interested in the Detroit Lions? Plus, just because they're on a winning streak now does not mean they will make it to the Superbowl."
"Oh come on!"
"No! I want you out of here. Goodbye FOREVER!!!"