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...heir family." He hiccoughed and nearly fell over. "And this room. This unbelievable room. This amazing room with its high ceiling and expensive curtains." He farted again.

"Are you talkin' rubbish?" asked Jemima.

"SSSHHH! Don't tell anyone!" he said. "I thought you'd worked it out: the one true universe..."

"It... it ain't this one, is it?" trembled Jemima

"It's the one where the Europeans don't fight each other. I did try to tell you. I thought you understood. But you didn't undersand, did you? I've had to keep it to myself all this time... all this time... my whole period in office - that was a fiction... all this time..."

"This is, l-like, a death p-party for all of us?" stammered Jemima.

"You DID understand!" cried Lord Barnet, hugging Jemima a bit too close.

"Let's carry on drinking to the end, ay? What a way to go, Jemima! I may call you Jemima, mayn't I? Good old Jemima. Dear old Jemima. It's all over, you see. PARTY ON!"

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