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...en't the Queen's glasses, then whose...

"Excuse me, my friends, I am very sorry but I can't seem to find my spectacles anywhere," said Tariq Aziz, the Iraqi delegate, as he entered the room. "Without them Iam almost..."

He stopped. There was an awful pause as he noticed Prince Harry holding onto a half-drunk glass of Coke with his glasses in them.

"So this is how you see fit to treat your Middle Eastern allies?" he asked.

"You did not check my religion before inviting me to Pig World. As it happens I am Catholic but I so easily could have been Muslim. This is the disdain you have for my countrymen. And now I find your grandson, your majesty - your grandson - trying to sabotage my spectacles by dissolving them in - in - a common glass of Coke."

"Please, Mr. Aziz!" begged the Queen.

"No, your majesty," said Mr. Aziz calmly. "Your insults are plain enough to see. Tell your Prime Minister - your country is at war with Iraq!"

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