101 Ways To Kill Your Butler.

Does what it says on the tin.


The trick to killing your butler is that it has to look like an accident on the injury/death report you/your slave are required to write. For example, it is not good enough to actually get a gun and shoot him, or tie weights to his feet and throw him in the pool. That’s too obvious. They need to be more complex, more bizarre, more foolproof, and more “coincidental”. If you shot him, you would have to get rid of the gun and even then, the police/secret service (depending quite how rich and important you are) would trace the weapon back to you and you would be imprisoned. That’s no good. So the following methods of destruction are hopefully full-proof, safe to use and most importantly – fatal. But one more thing… if you still live at home, your parents are not butlers (in most cases) so please do not try this at home.

Unless you really hate your butler and have the bill-payers permission. God this sounds like the X-Factor and I'm Simon Cowell....

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