Ok then, so steps 1 and 2 went as well as painful death, but step 3 was foolproof. I can lie. I lie all the time. Right, so if I see him...
Dragged out of my thoughts by the signal for the end of class, I sighed and started to make my way out of the door.
I strolled along the coridoor towards maths, walking slower every second...I hate maths. What is the point? With a grimace, I opened the door to my maths room.
Oh. My. God. It's him! What's he doing in my maths? I suddenly realised I was staring at him a little bit intensely, and he looked as if i was about to whip a revolver out of my bag and point it at his head.
I quickly looked away and scurried down to my seat, slumping onto the plastic chair and shaking my hair over my face, hoping I wasnt going to be noticed.
"Right then people," droned my maths teacher in his stony voice "today we have a newcomer in our class, he's very smart and we all want to welcome him don't we?"
There was a murmer of recognition at this.
"Right then boy, I think I'm going to swap you with jeremy, so can you go sit down over there please."
I can't breathe. Jeremy sits next to me! Well, not anymore! I beamed as if there was no tomorrow as He came and sat himself next to me.
Although, as an individual, when something good happens to me i generally start jabbering away like a possesed idiot, though, as I was trying to impress Him, to my horror i heard myself saying, "I'm very good at maths so if you need any helf whatsoever I can definatly help!" What a lie. Though it's a good one so hopefully...
"Right" interupted my maths teacher "I am now giving out your latest test results and i want you to learn from your mistakes! Right then, firstly, Roseanna, unfortunatly you didn't do well...at all."
He handed over my paper on which was scrawled in blood red ink "5%". God, that's bad even for me. In horror I realised what I'd just said and turned with a false grin plastered on my face to face Him. He didn't look very understanding. Lie, but don't make it obvious. Yeah, 'cause that's sooo easy to do...