It's a poem about cows, what more can I say?
Have you ever fucked a cow?
I could imagine it's the same.
But my buddy Nick the farmer says its really pretty lame.
They just stand there in the grass, or even in a ditch.
And it's quite a distant walk if you want to kiss the bitch.
Cow sex is no fun, there's only one position.
If you try another they'll be calling a mortician.
And dinner with the parents will never set the mood.
If you don't have any hay on you, they're always oh so rude.
But cows can't talk back, so I guess it's not all that bad.
And they'll go for any guy who wears his cowboy boots and plaid.
So get it with a mare, and don't be overzealous.
Just be careful of the jack-ass, they can get quite jealous.