Enabling Dipsomania

Quaff your pernicious dram,
Bombinate, pontificate,
Your nostrum's myriad wonders.
You are but a tyro.

An odious exigency,
The remedy is satiety;
Unctuousness becomes querulousness,
You're waiting for your giro.

An avoirdupois leading to lugubriousness,
Best immure yourself in blissful nescience,
You're a senescent, risible, albatross.
A cheque? Hand me that biro.

The End

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