English Textbook

Open your textbooks to page titty three,
Why are you laughing teistily at me?
'Twas Huttton Mittlin's tault– this minor tlop,
The letter "t" got cut ott at the top.

The excerpt we're reading's trom the Sound and the Tury,
Taulkner's tamed novel, though tairly blurry.
So tinish your gattawing, get to work–
You treshmen have the wits of a halt-cut Turk!
I'm tinished with your detenses – LAST CHANCE –
Muttle your laugher or never advance!
Unless you care to tail English this year,
Tace this tantastic dramatic trontier.

The End

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