What do I look like?
A common drudge?
With legs like bendy sticks of fudge
With one wall-eye and a carrot top
Piled on my head in an unruly mop
With dirty fingers and hairy toes
A beesting decorates my nose
But do you look any better?
inscribe it here and to the letter
post a picture then we'll see
If you're any better than me