I once took a holiday at Satan's Super Slide park,
as you would guess,
it was no fun,
the floor was a mess,
there was spikes on the slide,
and the cartoon faces on the roller coaster would poke and jibe,
I thought, 'maybe the foods nice'
but that burger...
oh I heaved before I looked twice!
Well, on the second day, I was bored,
So I went to Satans Super Save spa,
it was just as bad,
they took you to the 'prison massage' in a blood and bone car!
Well, I'm not going there again,
and I'd advise you too!
But if you do,
if you thought the food was bad,
you should see the loo!