Wayne the Vein

You would never want to name your vein Wayne

Do you know why?

Because vein and Wayne sound kind of the same

If you had a speech impediment

You might even pronounce vien "wein"

(Or if you were German, or Norwegian)

And that would be ridiculous and complicated

And in short, incredibly and horribly inane

So inane, you might even say it was a bane

And that would be a crying shame

So my friend, take my advice and NEVER

(no matter what people tell you out there)

Name your vein by the name of Wayne.

The End

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