You would never want to name your vein Wayne
Do you know why?
Because vein and Wayne sound kind of the same
If you had a speech impediment
You might even pronounce vien "wein"
(Or if you were German, or Norwegian)
And that would be ridiculous and complicated
And in short, incredibly and horribly inane
So inane, you might even say it was a bane
And that would be a crying shame
So my friend, take my advice and NEVER
(no matter what people tell you out there)
Name your vein by the name of Wayne.