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Numbskulls trust smug gurus.

Dumb guru drunk gnu cum, yuck!

Must upchuck hummus lunch.

Guru drunk skunk mucus, 

Plus butt fungus pus, ugh…

Shut up, stuck up guru. 

Just run thru suburbs,

Humdrum’s dull,

But thus, much un-yuck-ful.

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Rac7hel You're currently reading a chapter in the poem Vowels. This chapter was posted on Jul 24, 2010 by Rac7hel.

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"Poems using words that contain only one vowel."

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