Twelve Feasting Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
A big fat turkey

On the second day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the third day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
3  garden salads
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
4 deviled eggs
3 garden salads
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
5 dinner rolls
4 deviled eggs
3 garden salads
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
6 dill pickles
5 dinner rolls
4 deviled eggs
3 garden salads
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
7 mixed veggies
6 dill pickles
5 dinner rolls
4 deviled eggs
3 garden salads
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
8 baked potatoes
7 mixed veggies
6 dill pickles
5 dinner rolls
4 deviled eggs
3 garden salads
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
9 shrimp cocktails
8 baked potatoes
7 mixed veggies
6 dill pickles
5 dinner rolls
4 deviled eggs
3 garden salads
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the tenth day of Christmas 
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
10 stuffed mushrooms
9 shrimp cocktails 
8 baked potatoes
7 mixed veggies
6 dill pickles
5 dinner rolls
4 deviled eggs
3 garden salads
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love and me
Sat down to a feast of
11 sweet desserts
10 stuffed mushrooms
9 shrimp cocktails
8 baked potatoes
7 mixed veggies
6 dill pickles
5  dinner rolls
4 deviled eggs
3 garden salads
2 kinds of wine
And a big fat turkey

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love and me
Exploded

The End

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