Sitting for once and letting words flow freely. What have I done?!?
I was running.
No I wasn't, I never do that...
I was swimming!
That's not right, since its the middle of winter...
I was walking..?
Yeah, that sounds about right.
So yes, I was walking.
The wind was blowing through my loosened hair.
Aggravated now, my tresses are ruined.
It two...three or six in the afternoon.
I have been walking forever, but maybe only for five minutes.
This story is awesome, just that facts aren't straight.
So I was walking, in the afternoon, the wind is blowing.
And then what?
Well, I see a squirrel.
A very tiny squirrel.
Tiny? Then it must have been a chipmunk.
Never mind the squirrel, it was certainly a chipmunk.
OK, so now I'm walking, its late afternoon, the wind is blowing, I see a chipmunk.
What about the chipmunk?
It was dancing.
I swear to god it was dancing.
Then it attacked me.
FINALLY, I was walking, late afternoon, the wind was blowing, I saw a chipmunk, it was dancing and it attacked me.
Swear to god.
Funniest thing ever.
Not the attack...but that didn't really happen.
Still a cool story.
If it was true.