Things I've Had DoneMature

The things you've stuck
Inside my cunt
Are numerous
Let me be blunt

Your cock was first
Fingers followed soon
By ice cream on
Long frozen spoons

Your tongue went in
To lick the cream
Your face was next
Until I screamed

Sex toys a-plenty
In black silicone
Love beads and stretchers
A vibrating phone

A rubber dildo
Long and pink
Utensils--practically even
Your kitchen sink

A flashlight, ruler,
Pencils and pens
My bladder cries out
Soon I'll need some Depends

But for all the trauma
I couldn't care less
My pussy is yours
Just give it your best

And know that my fav
Of this deviant list
The best thing inside me
Is always your fist.

The End

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