Shave My Back for Me!

Love, shave my back for me,
and I'll shave thine for thee.
We will be as smooth as the tubes
from your dad's Jiffy Lube.

Oh, shave my back for me.

Dear, shave my bum for me,
and I'll shave thine for thee.
Let us save all the shavings
to ignite all our cravings.

Oh, shave my bum for me.

Sweet, shave my toes for me,
and I'll shave thine for thee.
We will wash down our jam
with a side order of ham.

Oh, shave my toes for me.

Heart, shave my 'stache for me,
and I'll shave thine for thee. 
I will let you live in my home
whilst you gnaw on my bone.

Oh, shave my 'stache for me.

Amore, shave my back for me,
and I'll shave thine for thee.
We will be one and onlies
'cause we're slick as bolognas.

Oh,  shave my back for me.

The End

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