How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
Uh, one is that you rock,
Two is that you chime my clock,
Three is that you have a sexy walk,
Four is that you like really dirty talk,
Five is that you are the best looking bird in the flock,
Six is that at the beach you make other guys stare and gawk,
Seven is that you answer the door whenever I knock,
Eight is that you didn't mind when your ring I did hock,
Nine is that my changing gender did not cause you shock,
Ten is ... ten is ... ah, h*ll, nine ways isn't bad.