I imagine this being the theme tune, with Leona Lewis singing it...
In For A Penny (In For A Pound)
He scales unclimbable walls,
He kills untouchable men,
He uses a laser watch,
He has an exploding pen.
He likes exclusive suits and cars,
His food taste is the best around,
But when it comes to women,
He's in for a penny, In for a pound.
He has shark repellent on his belt,
Or was that the old batman?
Either way, if you need to swim in a pool of sharks,
Talk to the man who can.
Confident, dashing, dangerous and powerful
His skills with women is sound,
He settle down with any woman he wants,
But he's in for a penny, in for a pound.