A poem about a mouse who ate tuna (doh!)
I had a little mousey friend,
He was rather special, always "on trend",
One day he read of something cool in vogue,
The "in thing" is tuna, eaten with spiced toad.
Well mousey he liked to be in fashion,
He ate the froggy tuna with a mighty passion,
Sadly it was old and out of date,
Poor old mousey didn't feel too great!