The Madman's Mathbook
One is a number
Two is one more
Three is a light push
I’ve opened the door
Four is a trust fall
Five is a hoax
Seven killed Six
And Eight killed his folks
Nine is a watcher
He’ll do what I say
Ten is head honcho
I keep it that way
Eleven is hidden
Cause he shouldn’t be there
Twelve is a scandal
Thirteen wouldn’t dare
Fourteen and Fifteen are tying the knot
Sixteen is jealous and hopes that they rot
Seventeen was drinking and swallowed his tongue
Eighteen ran away
Nineteen punctured a lung
Twenty is four less than the lines in this song
The eraser is me
And these numbers are wrong



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