Eating tea in the hut by the Loch.
I saw a girl sitting on a rock.
She had a camera.
Her name was Pamela.
Suddenly, from the Loch a monster rose.
Pamela screamed as it snapped off her toes.
She grabbed her camera and the monster struck a pose.
Then it gobbled up poor Pamela from head to missing toes.
I shook my head in disbelief.
Was the school bully gone? What relief!
Then the monster, all claws and teeth.
Sunk down below, back to the Loch Ness reef.
Later on I told my friends.
They said "What a looney! He's round the bends!"
But I knew the story, I knew the truth.
Because all that was left of Pamela was a molar tooth.