The Highland FlingMature

I was tasked by some friends with writing a haiku combining the subjects of Scotland and Sex. After completing this poem in just under 30 seconds, we had an impromptu haiku-off. The subsequent haiku were more akin to derogatory rap than poetry and were largely unmemorable (if pretty funny).
This one stuck in my head though, draw what you will from it.

Ginger pubes entwined;

Reeks of whiskey and haggis.

Och, aye! A fine shag!


Since I don't know how to make a single haiku 140 characters long, I'll use this space to dedicate this poem to Cat who got me back into writing. You now all know who's to blame for releasing me into the world of prose.

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