The Cat's Laws of Christmas

A random poem I wrote over Christmas about my Housemistresses cat, Snuffles The Evil. Okay, I added the last part, but take a look at this!

Solo: Dress me up in gay apparel
Chorus: Fa la la la la, la la la la
Solo: Put yourself in mortal peril
Chorus: Fa la la la la la la la la

 Solo: I will not be Christmas Fairy
Chorus: Fa la la la la, la la la la
Solo: Or this situation will get hairy
Chorus: Fa la la la la, la la la la

 Solo: Don’t let in the carol singers
Chorus: Fa la la la la, la la la la
Solo: Or you’ll soon be Christmas dinners
Chorus: Fa la la la la, la la la la

 Solo: Please invite no drunken friends
Chorus: Fa la la la la, la la la la
Solo: Or you’ll come to sticky ends
Chorus: Fa la la la la, la la la la

Solo:  Follow these rules and you’ll be fine                                                                            
Chorus: Fa la la la la, la la la la
Solo: Or you’ll all pay for the crime
Chorus: Fa la la la la, la la la la

The End

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