Goofy's Secret Life

On the surface what do you see?

There really doesn't seem to be

Any kind of mystery.


He looks as if he never would

Hurt a fly, he never could

be a menace in the neighborhood.


But just take a moment, think.

Could there be a link,

With the disappearence of that shrink?


What lies behind that goofy stare

That harmless pair

of eyes that seem to care?


You are in for a suprize

When you realize,

Everyone who guesses wrong dies.


I myself saw Goofy's list

Written in blood drawn from the wrist

First to get it -

The Orthodontist!

The End

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