"The Powerpuff girls save the day!"
Announcers would crow to evil's dismay.
"Rockem' sockem' - ain't those girls buff!"
But being a girl can be ever so tough.
The girls: Buttercup, Blossom, and Bubbles
They needed a way to solve all their weakling troubles.
They needed more oomph - a jolt to their image -
Be the girls that'd win every scrimage.
So the professor [a very shrewd man]
Came up with a most delicious plan.
Who knew the ingredients in Chemical X
Were really the hormones of the opposite sex!
Steriods! The girls were running on rage!
Oh, what's the damage at such a young age?
Then the professer [reputation now rotten]
Groomed them, raised them, tossed them in kindergarten.
All the kids would just point and laugh -
Because who's gonna talk to a girl with a 'stache?
That Chemical X, it fried their poor brains;
They should've, they would've, they couldn't abstain.
The sweet Powerpuffs didn't progress a single grade,
Eventually had to feign at teacher's aide.
Because what can you do with thirty-year-old girls
With the melted minds of Methuselah squirrels?