The Black Scandal Of The Black Sheep


Baa baa black sheep

Doesn't deal in wool...

And not just three, no

Fifty bags full


One for the actress,

One for the mayor,

One for the singing star

with beehive hair.


Baa baa black sheep

Gets the purest stuff

And his clients can't

get enough.


One for the footballer,

One for his ''wag'';

She keeps a little stash

In her Hermes Bag.


Baa baa black sheep,

Caught in a raid.

Seized all his gear, plus

all he was paid.


One for the sergeant,

One for his boss.

Nobody down the nick

will notice the loss.

The End

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