Forgive me Padre, for I have sinned:
I ate at Taco Bell again.
The consequences will be dire,
when I partake of the sauce of fire.
The burritos entice me so,
I had no choice but to go.
They had their doors open,
and now my anus is broken.
The tacos, they were so cheap,
but beauty is only tortilla deep.
I left Taco Bell with only my pride,
but even I couldn't keep that inside.