SUNSHINE

AFTER A LOT OF BEER

SUNSHINE

I BURNT MY BUM UNDER THE SUN

AFTER A FEW HOURS ON THE ALE

NAKED BIG AND RED

LIKE A LARGE PINK WHALE

HOW I HAVE TO STAND AT THE BAR

AND EAT WITHOUT A CHAIR

KNEEL UP EVERY NIGHT

WHEN I SAY MY PRAYERS

MY BUM LOOKS LIKE A TARGET

A BEETROOT OR A PLUM

TOO SHY TO SHOW MY DOCTOR

TOO SHY TO SHOW MY MUM

CAN"T DRIVE MY CAR OR RIDE MY BIKE

POOL AND DARTS I PLAY

EIGHT PINTS OF BEER

AGAIN I WILL LIE OUTSIDE

GOOD

ITS RAINING HARD TODAY

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