Stonehenge: SOLVED!
I want revenge Because I know the real reason for Stone Henge. Bear with me Cause this one's a grizzly! - Aliens landed upon our planet, Crafted a great calendar out of granite, Then altered mankind’s mind! Making sure it was simpleton By comparison Capable of being hilarious, violent, and an embarrassment To the true intelligence we are a joke, not even relevant! All because they put our brain in a monkeys body, And after many a monkey lobotomy, Syringe pokings full of funky biology, And other strange happenings with fancy technology-- They left us to live under a million hidden cameras! They watch us Yes, aliens stare at us! We are their most successful show-- Broadcast on a scale that's universal.
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Stonehenge: SOLVED!, which
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