Stalker cat.

my cat is a bit of a stalker at times...if she weren't a kitten i'd diagnose her with some complex or other.
i apologise because it is very...hm.

Stalker cat, stalker cat, where have you been?

I've been to your bedroom to sniff your pants.

Stalker cat, stalker cat, what will you eat? 

I don't need catfood because I lick your feet.

Stalker cat, stalker cat, what did you do?

I only grabbed your leg to show I love you.

Stalker cat, stalker cat, you're weirding me ou'!

But I'm not a stalker, I'm a cat. Meow.

 

 

 

 

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