Shall I compare thee to the Kama Sutra?
The Book of Love, by any other name.
Thou art more reasoned, and less paedophilic,
Plus compared to you, the Kama Sutra's tame.

Too much the book ignores the 'filthy pleasures'
And calls corrupt the women who like cock.
For though a woman's yoni is a treasure,
The sucking of a lingam shan't be mocked.

And beating me about the face is grand,
And mark me with your nails, please, I insist,
But other things can be done with your hand,
And everybody's privates should be kissed

And the Kama Sutra skips right over bondage,
And it never even talks about your fist!

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This started out as one of my poems, I've now added another, and I'm just this second adding a third... after this, I think I'm going to make this a collaborative work--all I ask, if you do post, make sure it's in the style of a famous poet. Parodies, homages, tributes, etc, are acceptable. In other words silly or serious works are fine :)

I've used Shakespeare and Emily Dickinson so far :)

updated Oct 13 '10 by AmandaQuirky