Scott once woke up late.
It was probably about half past eight.
He remembered he was going on a date.
With Anne from accounting.
He got dressed and ran with a dash.
Not bothering to comb his 'tash.
He then saw it had all been in vain.
For there was Anne, sat on a train.
He looked up and shouted "Damn!" To the moon.
While walking sadly down the high street at noon.
Dropped down dead.
Moral of the story.
Just stay in bed.