Rhetorical Qs with answers
If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of her nose?
I never thought of that! Oh well, nobody knows.
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
Ohhh.... erm.... welll...... uh, what do you think of the weather?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Er, well......hmm...... ok, you win!
If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?
Uh, Doctor? I think we've got another insomniac...
Why does sour cream have a 'best if used-by' date? Does it turn sweet?
I'm not sure, actually! Wanna try? My treat!
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Oh, God, Frank! This kid keeps going on, and ON, and ON....
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go
out of date next year?
I dunno, son! Lets us go ask a peer?
Why are Softballs hard?
How the %$*&^ should I know? &^$@#! retard!
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both
Well, why are toads not the same things as frogs?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
I don't know, kid! Beat it! C'mon, Shoo! Shoo!