Elemental pasted away today,
it really was quite sad.
His life was elementary,
maybe I'm exaggerating just a tad
He loved the pen and paper,
enough to drive you mad
The gridiron was his first love,
he really wasn't bad
He will be remembered for his tuxedos,
it was he who started the fad
But it is my duty to inform you,
that he kicked the bucket.