Dedicated to a friend who loves pringles.
Pringles are amazing, pringles are great,
they're the Midnight Beast of pringles,
I think when I picked up a tube of pringles,
it was totally meant to be fate.
I looked up to the heavens and I said,
'Oh pringles, why are you so delicious?'
And then I looked down at my pringles and then I realised,
I HAD RUN OUT OF PRINGLES.
I cried myself to the corner shop,
and I asked thee for some more pringles,
and he stared at me and said they had run out of pringles,
I had bought the very last one.
I cried into my pillow that night,
wishing with all my might,
that one last beautiful pringle would find it's way,
it would come to me and I could see,
an oh so beautiful pringle.
Morning came and still my pringles were gone,
I had mostly given up by then,
oh beautiful pringle, you were my life.
Why must you leave me when I needed you?
And then I had an idea, it was so simple,
I went online and I ordered some more pringles.
And when at last my beautiful life came again,
I asked thee to marry me.
And now me and my pringles are married,
living an oh so happy pringle life,
oh beautiful pringles, you are my life.