I'm telling you, there is a fortune to made here.
If we are to have restrooms
that cater to every taste
then we would need buildings
to accommodate this human waste
So enter the portable toilet
there's no need now for segregation
Simply use it on your person
whenever you feel that sensation
It’s quite an ingenious invention
think of the problems it will resolve
Set high standards for sanitation
no aggravation for those involved!
Lines will be eliminated
No one will ever need to know
That you are in midst of a crisis
For it will never even show!