I am sorry, but this rant is a long time coming and I feel this has to be said. If you don't agree, that's fine.
Did I tell you about how sad I am?!
I... Am very, very sad.
Because I'm different. :(
And bad things have happened to me. :''(
And no one cares about me.
And did I tell you my life story?
Of course I did.
I posted the whole thing online.
Did it reduce you to tears?
Of COURSE it did.
Because my life is just tragic. :'''(
And I must tell the world all about it
So they can feel sorry for me
And tell me how wonderful I am
So I can feel good about myself
Instead of dealing with it
Like the rest of the world does.
And did I tell you?
I am very very talented.
But no one recognizes my talent. :(
This also makes me sad. :''(
But it's okay because everyone online will praise me
And tell me I'm wonderful."