I'm a diamond, So show me off and take me out

Just don't be a boy scout

Monopoly's for suckas

Lets go out and greet these motherf****

I crave it all, the flashing lights and the crazy fans

I'll wink and wave  my hands

I wasn't made to be only one mans desire

I'll make you want to run off that spare tire

But I don't care much for that lovey dovey stuff

I like other kinds of fluff

Give me clothes, If it sparkles it's mine

Fashion is just devine!

You can be my friend, I don't want a lover

I told you all I want is that glossy front cover

I want to make love to my mirror image

And use my dirty language

Oh how I love me!

The End

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