Smac 972: The Tale of the Tiffle-Top

This is the tale of the tiffle-top

a toy for children that's sure to flop

it's made entirely of lead

and painted in colours

that  children dread

The tiffle-top is a sharp edged toy

not well designed to bring much joy

a can openner is much more fun

or perhaps instead

a staple gun

Want your kids to stay alive?

a better choice?   Colt 45.

 

 

 

 

The End

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