I must confess,
That I am a teen and I may be a mess,
But please try to not stress,
What has just occured, because it will only make me feel, like a human, less.
Let me make quite clear to you, without much distress,
Why I am like this, would you like to guess?
Please do not laugh, take this like a test,
If you are a friend, you will not treat this as a jest.
I may have fallen and split my jeans in class,
But please, won't you stop laughing and help this lass?
This is no laughing matter, I protest!
Please won't you stop laughing and help this situation digest?
Are my cheeks red? I know they are, these slippery shoes have always been a pest.
I think I should go home, yes that would be best.
My bum really hurts, and my pants are tore,
So this is no laughing matter, you lousy bore!