Failure is absurd.
It is just another way of saying you're incomplete.
A sentence that does not meet the oxfordian standards,
It is the banter of Librarians,
The controlled love of lettering,
The random launching of fullstops to block the sentences from sluring and bluring and fusing into one giant uncontrollable train of words that seem to take on something most absurd.
The dictionary is the writers biblical book, the time keepers clock the watch that rests on the wrist of writing. Is it time to put my pen to paper?