Apparently, Taylor Swift just got dumped by that guy from Brokeback Mountain. Wah.

Taylor Swift broke up again
which means her sales will soon ascend,
because she'll write a heartbreak song
about some guy she wasn't with long. 

Until another sucker comes along,
thinking their feelings can't be wrong.
Then when this "magical love" ends,
he'll watch and cry as her sales ascend.  

The End

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