Dad: Did you know pies can fly?
Me: Oh shut up! What a lie!
I think that is just as true
As curry scented shampoo.
Dad: Do you remember the strawberry cows?
Me: No, that sounds just like your old wedding vows!
Dad: Hey! A bit harsh. You know that I'm right.
Me: I think now I will wish you goodnight.
Dad: Well what if I said your mum will give birth?
Me: I know that's a lie for all that I'm worth.
Dad: OK, that's fine, if that’s what suits you.
Should I choose pink? Or should I choose blue?
Me: Stop toying with me, you must be crazy...
(Crying can be heard from the living-room)
Dad: And now you can hold her and love her and sigh
Now she will always be your pie that can fly.